If you're a ‘set and forget’ plant person then we should definitely hook up - I’m hard to kill but easy to love. Also known as Mother-In-Laws-Tongue (hey, you don't choose your name!) I have fierce, board patterned leaves and I won't grow too huge either.
And I’m really great in the bedroom (mind out of the gutter please). I have the unique ability to store oxygen during the day and while you're busy catching zzz's - I’m releasing that oxygen back out at night.
What makes me happy:
A little gentle massage to keep my leaves dust-free.
I’m a low maintenance kinda-snakey. I only like a water once in a while - maybe every few weeks when you feel my soil dry out and not so much during the cooler months.
Being the chilled plant I am, I’m not too fussed with whatever light you want to put me in - lots of light, not lots of light. Just dont put me in a cupboard.